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Meet the Staff – Mr [ ] Mr [ ] is always out for a smoke. Never visible when you need it and yet still present in the building. This airhead cannot stay in place without dissipating himself. *** Mr [ ] est un…
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Meet the staff – Mr Fractal As Director of Human Resources, Mr Fractal claims he have access to an infinite supply of skills and employees. And yet, his workforce is finite and limited. *** En tant que Directeur des ressources humaines, Mr Fractal a accès à une infinité de compétences et de profils. Et pourtant,…
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Meet the Staff – Customer Support Da-ha-he-hia works at customer support. He’s missing the top part of his head, a nasty story about some very angry customer that made him boil to the point of explosion. Since then he’s doing fine, now a very patient person. When stressed or irritated, you can see him boil…
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Meet the Staff – New Recruit – Greetings. My name is Zzzzzfrtzst. I am your new assistant. I’m quite proficient in botanical coding and organic reverse engineering. I’m very enthusiastic about working with you. I hope to assimilate you. – Pardon me ? – Expertise. To assimilate your expertise. *** Bonjour. Je m’appelle…
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(Very) Exotic Dancer …aaaand last but not least, let us welcome our ultimate contestant from Rigel III : F-[è]aà%gr*stt§t!‘g that will interpret for you tonights a re-imagination of the famous ballet Swhanli Lake ! *** …eeeet maintenant je vous demande un tonnerre d’applaudissements pour accueillir notre ultime participant, sa célébrité en provenance de…
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Still in Hell Will be back soon ! Alginate modeled latex hand, dried by the fire of hell. *** Bientot de retour ! Latex moulé par prise d’alginate et laissé rôtir aux feux de l’enfer.
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26-04-1986 Vladimir put the last hose in place. He’s feeling very hot. and had to unbutton his jacket. They managed to contain most of peripheral fires, but the last one resists. It is… different. Looks different too, Glowing. His comrade shows him a strange dark block of concrete he found on the rumbles. – What’s…
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Gunthar “Gunthar do no like talking” – Longest discourse up to date of Chieftain Gunthar the Eviscerator, Master of the Blackfrost tribe, Scourge of the night elves, last standing orc at the battle of Bragon hills. *** “Gunthar aime pas parler.” – Plus long discours jamais enregistré de Chef Gunthar l’Eviscerateur, Leader de la tribu…