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Tag: brain

  • Letter of Reclamation

    Letter of Reclamation

    “Dear Belzeb Inc.,

    I recently acquired one of your “Fun tailed companion” in order to entertain and enlighten my private parties. I am not satisfied at all by your product that failed to provide any conversation of interest but high pitched screams and ate most of the buffet, the chandelier, the curtains and two of my guests. Since then it keeps gnawing on my head and quite frankly I think I developed quite the headache.

    I hereby request a refunding and the means to exorcise the not fun at all tailed companion you’ve send me.

    Yours sincerly,

    Lord Gilluble, 43th Oak street, Boston, Massachusetts.“

    Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook

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    “Cher Belzeb Inc.,
    J’ai fait l’acquisition récente de l’un de votre Joyeux Drille à Longue Queue afin d’égayer et revitaliser les parties que j’organise en ma modeste maisonnée. Je ne suis pas satisfait du tout de votre produit qui échoue complètement à fournir la moindre conversation intelligible, persiste à hurler de manière aiguë en continue, a dévoré l’intégralité du buffet, le chandelier, mes rideaux et deux de mes invités. Depuis lors, il persiste à me mâchouiller la tête au point que j’en ai conçu une migraine carabinée.
    Par la présente, je vous demande donc un remboursement et un exorcisme express de ce Pas Joyeux Drille du Tout.
    Très cordialement,
    Lord Crudéle, 43 rue du Chêne, Boston, Massachusetts.”

    Criterium sur carnet A6

  • The Valkyries from Yuggoth

    Sjörn died in battle, with honor. The Valkyries came and took his soul to Valhalla.

    So is the tale, written on his tombstone. The tale of a brave and fearless warrior, one of the finest. Curiously, his son Feyr never talks about his father. Except once…

    It was the time Canute the Great unified the Dane. Feys Sjörnson was completely and utterly wasted, drunk to the bones. He sang with the others, dance with the maidens of the house and drank some more. Then one of his men complimented the largest maiden of the lot by saying that she had the hips of a Valkyrie. Feyr went red and screamed that she lacks two more pair of arms, that Valkyries were hairless, that their wings are made of leather and their arms of lobster, that the souls of men were inside their skulls and you have to cut it open to really free the soul. His men took him away to let him sleep and he never spoke of it again.

    Pencil Doodle on A6 Sketchbook
    Commission for Kenegan of  Cthulhu Hack