Tag: joke

  • Gazebo Attack – I run away– It’s too late. You’ve awakened the Gazebo. It catches you and eats you. *** – Je fuis.– C’est trop tard. Tu as réveillé le Gazebo. Il t’attrape et te dévore. Wacom Intuos + Krita       

  • The Holing Tree

    The Holing Tree – Sir! Behold what you’ve tasked us to find: The Holing Tree! – Sigh… I said: HOLY tree, not HOLING. You morons! – Oh… Deeply sorry sir. Er… Can’t we use it anyway? We searched long and hard and it looks nice. – It will have to do. *** – Chef! Contemplez […]

  • This is highly impractical ! A long time ago, the Dark Lord commissioned a new armor from the dwemer people. He wanted it to be dark, massive, spiky and sturdy enough to be able to withstand the blows of a dragon. So they did. The Dark Lord was furious, this armor was highly impractical. He […]