The Holing Tree

The Holing Tree

– Sir! Behold what you’ve tasked us to find: The Holing Tree!
– Sigh… I said: HOLY tree, not HOLING. You morons!
– Oh… Deeply sorry sir. Er… Can’t we use it anyway? We searched long and hard and it looks nice.
– It will have to do.

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– Chef! Contemplez le fruit de notre quête : L’Arbre Percé !
– Pff… J’ai dit: Trouvez l’arbre SACRÉ ! Pas l’arbre PERCÉ, abrutis !
– Ah… Désolé, chef. Heu… On pourrait pas l’utiliser quand même ? On a cherché sacrément longtemps et il est plutôt joli.
– Faudra bien.

Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet A6

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This is highly impractical !

A long time ago, the Dark Lord commissioned a new armor from the dwemer people. He wanted it to be dark, massive, spiky and sturdy enough to be able to withstand the blows of a dragon.

So they did.

The Dark Lord was furious, this armor was highly impractical. He could barely lift a sword or cast a spell.  He wanted to take it off, but the armor was cursed !  
He went to them for vengeance but could not enter their fortress for they corridors were quite narrow

The Dwemer are cautious people.

Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook