Won’t you like for once to be into the spotlight?
To be the center of attention, won’t you like?
Everyone’s gaze is upon you, they’re listening
Until you’ve finished no one can say anything.
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Aimeriez-vous, pour une fois, monter sur la scène ?
Etre centre du monde, sous le feu des projos,
Tout le monde vous regarde, en silence, sans un mot
Ecoutant jusqu’au bout sans couper votre antienne
You were listening to “Come here and get me, you hairless ape !” by Dracostrength.
And
now a special magic recipe for all our draconic auditors ! With this
new low-level, easy-to-learn spell, you will be able to transmute steel
to clay. So, next time you’re having a full-armored paladin for meal,
don’t waste time to husk him and just cast this spell to prepare
yourself a delicious meat à l’étouffée by stem cooking the whole !
Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook