Tag: monster

  • Backyard problem – Honey, why you didn’t cut the elm in the backyard?– I did! Several times, now. – That’s impossible.– I swear, I cut it nice and clean and the next morning it is all grown again! Even the wood I cut’s gone. Somethings happens during the night.– Then get your arse out there…

  • Josephine’s difficult childhood Josephine had a very difficult childhood, moving a lot from one school to another. Unfortunately, everywhere’s the same story: At first she have the hardest time to integrate among others children. They keep teasing her until she loose it and “integrate” them, forcing the family to move rather quickly elsewhere. *** Joséphine…

  • The Horror in Clay It’s summer, time to relax. It was so long since I touched clay. I didn’t realized that I missed this peculiar feeling when you pinch and twist and carve a lump of earth. The shapes are more whispered by the materia to my subconscious than forced by my sheer force of…

  • Under the sea Somewhere beyond the sea Somewhere waitin’ for me My lover stands on golden sand And watches the ships that go sailin’– Franck Sinatra – Beyond the Sea Watercolor pencils on A5 sketchbook / Crayons aquarelle sur carnet A5

  • Go tentacles! So you got a Lv 300 Alakazam? Cute… Now, GO TENTACLES!*Unspeakable horror used unspeakable attack**It’s super effective!**Alakazam is lost in time and space. So are the trainers.**The Gym is destroyed.**The planet is devoured.**Universe is collapsing upon itself.**Again* *** Alors comme ça tu as un Alakazam Lv 300 ? C’est pas mal… Bon, ATTAQUE…

  • Gazebo Attack – I run away– It’s too late. You’ve awakened the Gazebo. It catches you and eats you. *** – Je fuis.– C’est trop tard. Tu as réveillé le Gazebo. Il t’attrape et te dévore. Wacom Intuos + Krita       

  • Weeping god – Oh whoao! This one’s huge!– Wait ‘til you see underwater how more of it they are.– Is it.. crying?– All the time. – I think i hear it weeping…– So soon? Time to go then. Now. *** – Oh whoa ! Il est énorme celui-là !– Et encore, t’a pas vu sous…

  • Blup – Since you’re insisting, Darling, see for yourself with whom I spend my evenings.– With THAT!?– …that, Darling, is our child. *** – Puisque vous insistez, ma chère. Voyez donc par vous-même avec qui je passe mes soirées.– Avec ça !?– … ça, ma chère, est notre enfant. Wacom Intuos + Krita. Too much…

  • Handy man Let him give you a heads up,For he will not lend you a hand,And please accept his helpOr meet his friends with more legs *** Ne le laissez pas vous tenir têteAcceptez son coup de mainCar sinon il il s’entêteEt vous présente ses copains Wacom intuos + Gimp

  • Spike Angel Spike angel, Spike angel, will I be fine ?I’m filled with woe, fear you all the time,I’m just a fool, a fool afraid of you. *** Ange du pic, Ange du pic, Serai-je sauvé ?J’ai peur de toi, j’ai peur tout le tempsJe ne suis qu’un fou, un fou de toi, mon angeWacom…