After all these years of chanting and sacrificing the cultists grew tired of waiting for the Great Cthulhu to wake up from its deep slumber.
So Brother David had an idea…
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Après toutes ces années de rituels, de chants et de sacrifices, les cultistes désespéraient que le Grand Cthulhu sorte jamais de son intense torpeur.
C’est alors que Frère David eu une idée…
Inktober 2019 – Cultists Edition
Ink brush on A6 sketchbook / Encre au pinceau sur Carnet A6
– Do not laugh, sacrifice, it will just take a little more time…
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– Te marre pas, sacrifice, ça va juste prendre un peu plus de temps…
Inktober 2019 – Cultists Edition
Ink brush on A6 sketchbook / Encre au pinceau sur Carnet A6
The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.
You get a sword but you won’t like where
Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook from a famous tumblr post :
https://tenaciouszombiearcher.tumblr.com/post/185595510161/9d6problems-the-lady-of-the-lake-is-pretty-chill
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La Dame du Lac est charmante. Sa cousine, la Sorcière de la Chute, est moins avenante.
Au lieu de vous remettre une épée, elle vous la mettra. Pas sur que vous aimiez ça.
Criterium sur carnet A6, d’apèrs un célèbre même tumblr :
https://tenaciouszombiearcher.tumblr.com/post/185595510161/9d6problems-the-lady-of-the-lake-is-pretty-chill
“Dear Belzeb Inc.,
I recently acquired one of your “Fun tailed companion” in order to entertain and enlighten my private parties. I am not satisfied at all by your product that failed to provide any conversation of interest but high pitched screams and ate most of the buffet, the chandelier, the curtains and two of my guests. Since then it keeps gnawing on my head and quite frankly I think I developed quite the headache.
I hereby request a refunding and the means to exorcise the not fun at all tailed companion you’ve send me.
Yours sincerly,
Lord Gilluble, 43th Oak street, Boston, Massachusetts.“
Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook
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“Cher Belzeb Inc.,
J’ai fait l’acquisition récente de l’un de votre Joyeux Drille à Longue Queue afin d’égayer et revitaliser les parties que j’organise en ma modeste maisonnée. Je ne suis pas satisfait du tout de votre produit qui échoue complètement à fournir la moindre conversation intelligible, persiste à hurler de manière aiguë en continue, a dévoré l’intégralité du buffet, le chandelier, mes rideaux et deux de mes invités. Depuis lors, il persiste à me mâchouiller la tête au point que j’en ai conçu une migraine carabinée.
Par la présente, je vous demande donc un remboursement et un exorcisme express de ce Pas Joyeux Drille du Tout.
Très cordialement,
Lord Crudéle, 43 rue du Chêne, Boston, Massachusetts.”
Silly Wolf, don’t you know?
A rabbits’s nest is tricky
And have more than one hole
Now you’re just more hungry
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Pauvre loup, ne sait tu donc,
Qu’un terrier a deux entrées ?
Le lapin s’est échappé
Par ce trou caché, second
Pencil doodle on A6 Sketchbook – The adventures of a feral bone spirit
Criterium sur carnet A6 – Les aventures de l’Esprit d’Os
Silly Wolf, don’t you know?
A rabbits’s nest is tricky
And have more than one hole
Now you’re just more hungry
***
Pauvre loup, ne sait tu donc,
Qu’un terrier a deux entrées ?
Le lapin s’est échappé
Par ce trou caché, second
Pencil doodle on A6 Sketchbook – The adventures of a feral bone spirit
Criterium sur carnet A6 – Les aventures de l’Esprit d’Os
*Jeff Goldblum voice*
– Mythos.. huh… finds a way.
Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook, on a request from Ghostwalker inspired by https://www.deviantart.com/astanael/art/Surprise-from-my-kitchen-sink-790408092
– Hi Mr Gardener ! I brought you your new shoelace.
– *inaudible*
– I said : I got your new shoelace !
– *inaudible*
– SHOELACE ! I GOT IT !
Pencil Doodle on A6 sketchbook for Just a Maid, a story about Martha, maid in a strange house
– Madam said that if you work here, you have to wear the proper uniform of a maid, so stand still and please refrain from oozing constantly.
– flbrghhhhhrhaaa…
– Compose yourself, young lady ! This is not the place for such language !
Pencil doodle from A6 sketchbook
A long time ago, the Dark Lord commissioned a new armor from the dwemer people. He wanted it to be dark, massive, spiky and sturdy enough to be able to withstand the blows of a dragon.
So they did.
The Dark Lord was furious, this armor was highly impractical. He could barely lift a sword or cast a spell. He wanted to take it off, but the armor was cursed !
He went to them for vengeance but could not enter their fortress for they corridors were quite narrow
The Dwemer are cautious people.
Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook