Tag: funny
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Access Denied Come on, open up, damn blasted door!What!? “Contact the Administrator”?But I AM the Administrator!…Why did I eat the last tech support? *** Quoi ? Comment ça “Accès refusé” ? “Contactez votre administrateur” ?Mais c’est moi l’seul administrateur !Je le sais, j’ai mangé le dernier. Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet…
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High vampire Ok, so now I’m a High Vampire.Now what? *** Bon, ayé. J’suis maintenant un Haut Vampire.Et après ? Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet A6
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Spirit Guide As I was strolling the museum, we saw a little creature and what can I say ? I think we found our spirit animal. So now when in doubt, we’re gonna go visit the Spirits realm and ask for guidance.We’re gonna ask “What do we do now ?” And it gonna answer: “BWAAAAAAH”.And…
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Demonic possession – FEAR ME, MORTAL, FOR I… – Oh…HAHAHA! – WHA… WHY DID YOU LAUGH? – It… It tickles! – MY… DEMONIC… POSSESSION OF YOUR BODY… TICKLES YOU!? – HIhihiHIHI Oh yes, it does! – BUT… AREN’T YOU AFRAID? – Of whaHAHAHAT? I have 8 childes and I’ve been married three times, dear, I’ve…
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WizzzRRRzzzard He pretends to conceptualize obscures arcane stuff and meditate…But his snoring gives him away. *** Il prétend conceptualiser ses arcanes et méditer…Mais ses ronflements le trahissent… Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet A6
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Bad Reading – So brother, how’s the study’s going?– Askfgl…– Hum, this god’s quite the obscure one.– Yooorglbl…– This one too? Oh my! You found quite the rare tome, my brother!– Erkblaarg…– Now you’re talking nonsense. No way this one is associated with the others. *** – Alors mon frère, ça avance cette étude ?–…
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Psychological Advantage – GKbot-4558? You are done too?– Yeah… I’ve been distracted.– The breastplate?– Yup, the breastplate.– I get you… How can one not stop and wonder before this wonderful adaptive multi-polymerase?– Yeah! right? I think it’s fractally reinforced with nanotubes of carbons electromagnetically aligned to reorient stress vectors!– Such a wonder! *** – GKbot-4558…
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Sideways Invocation – Told ya about drawing the invocation circle on the wall!– Should we say something?– I don’t think so… He doesn’t seem to mind it.– Le’ts hope so,.. *** – J’te l’avais dit de pas dessiner le cercle d’invocation sur le mur !– On fait quoi, on le Lui dit ?– J’pense pas..,…
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Sideways Invocation – Told ya about drawing the invocation circle on the wall!– Should we say something?– I don’t think so… He doesn’t seem to mind it.– Le’ts hope so,.. *** – J’te l’avais dit de pas dessiner le cercle d’invocation sur le mur !– On fait quoi, on le Lui dit ?– J’pense pas..,…
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Summoning mistake – What’s that? That’s not the Infernal Incendiary Spirit of the Tartarus Plains!– I know! There must has been some mistake. – Are you sure of the book?– I am checking the book.– Maybe it’s a lesser avatar of some sort…– Yeah my ass. For all I know, that is just a monster…