You were listening to “Come here and get me, you hairless ape !” by Dracostrength.
And
now a special magic recipe for all our draconic auditors ! With this
new low-level, easy-to-learn spell, you will be able to transmute steel
to clay. So, next time you’re having a full-armored paladin for meal,
don’t waste time to husk him and just cast this spell to prepare
yourself a delicious meat à l’étouffée by stem cooking the whole !
Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook