Tag: sailors

Mermay – Sailors Bar – Y’know, I did seen a mermaid once.– That was the bottle’s label, y’dimwit !– Nah, shaddup ! ‘tis wus real. She’hd scaly tail, long varechly hair, deep green eyes ‘n big titties.– No way. Anh wha’t of it ?– She was nice and shy. Didn’t speak, but we get along…