Tag: joke

  • Gazebo Attack

    – I run away
    – It’s too late. You’ve awakened the Gazebo. It catches you and eats you.

    ***

    – Je fuis.
    – C’est trop tard. Tu as réveillé le Gazebo. Il t’attrape et te dévore.

    Wacom Intuos + Krita       

  • The Holing Tree

    The Holing Tree

    – Sir! Behold what you’ve tasked us to find: The Holing Tree!
    – Sigh… I said: HOLY tree, not HOLING. You morons!
    – Oh… Deeply sorry sir. Er… Can’t we use it anyway? We searched long and hard and it looks nice.
    – It will have to do.

    ***

    – Chef! Contemplez le fruit de notre quête : L’Arbre Percé !
    – Pff… J’ai dit: Trouvez l’arbre SACRÉ ! Pas l’arbre PERCÉ, abrutis !
    – Ah… Désolé, chef. Heu… On pourrait pas l’utiliser quand même ? On a cherché sacrément longtemps et il est plutôt joli.
    – Faudra bien.

    Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet A6

  • This is highly impractical !

    A long time ago, the Dark Lord commissioned a new armor from the dwemer people. He wanted it to be dark, massive, spiky and sturdy enough to be able to withstand the blows of a dragon.

    So they did.

    The Dark Lord was furious, this armor was highly impractical. He could barely lift a sword or cast a spell.  He wanted to take it off, but the armor was cursed !  
    He went to them for vengeance but could not enter their fortress for they corridors were quite narrow

    The Dwemer are cautious people.

    Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook