Oh to sleep on a hammock, gently sporing… snoring
Swinging from side to cepe… to side,
Enoki… and nothing to disturb us,
That’s a bliss I want morel… more
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Ah se recueillir dans un hamac…
La truffe à l’air, cèpes-t-y pas le pied ?
Lactaire peut bien tourner un instant sans nous.
Pas de spore aujourd’hui, j’me la coulmelle.
Heave-Ho! We’re slicing this shroom down!
Heave-Ho! Tonight we’re having stew!
Heave-Ho! Take cover when it will fall!
Heave-Ho!We’re small so we need few!
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Hé ! Ho ! On coupe du champi !
Hé ! Ho ! Ce soir y’a du potage !
Hé ! Ho ! S’il tombe, tous à l’abri !
Hé ! Ho ! Si t’aime pas ca, dommage !
– Oh, Fairy of the Falling Leaves, hear my request!
– Mmmm… na.
– Er… why not?
– It’s cold and It’s damp and my blanket is too comfy and I just made me tea. So… Your request will wait until spring.
– But…
– I don’t wanna. Now let me drink my tea in peace.
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– Oh Fée des Feuilles Tombantes, Entends ma requête !
– Mmmm… non.
– Euh… et pourquoi d’abord?
– Parce qu’il fait froid, et humide et que mon plaid il est trop agréable et que je viens de me faire du thé. Donc ta requête, elle attendra… le printemps.
– Mais…
– J’veux pô. Maintenant laisse moi boire mon thé en paix.
– You’re a moving tree, ergo this is not your place. So, leave!
– Oh!? and what about you? Yer have a home somewhere, dont’cha?
– Irrelevant, Mushrooms are for everybody. I say, we split.
– In yer dreams! They’re mine and mine alone. Get lost!
– Don’t bark at me, or else…
– Or else what? Yer gonna make some flames?
– I might!
***
– T’es un arbre mobile, par conséquent c’est pas ton coin ici. Alors prends pas racine et dégage !
– Oh? Et toi alors, t’es nomade ? T’as bien une maison ailleurs, non ?
– C’est pas pareil. Les champi c’est pour tout le monde. Partage !
– Dans tes rêves ! Ils son à moi et rien qu’à moi. Barre-toi !
– J’suis pas dur de la feuille, arrête de gueuler sinon…
– Sinon quoi ? T’va foutre le feu ?
– Pt’et ben !
In the magic forest, you don’t get to pick mushrooms.
Mushrooms picks you, and yells at you, so beware!
Be wary of what you touch, and watch your fingers
***
Dans la foret magique, vous ne cueillez pas ce que vous voulez.
Ce sont les champignons qui choisissent de l’être
Alors choisissez avec soin, et faites gaffe à vos doigts !
Henbane or fly agaric ?
***
Jusquiame noire ou Amanite tue-mouche ?
Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet A6
Source : https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/09/viking-berserkers-may-have-used-henbane-to-induce-trance-like-state/
We hunted for mushrooms this morning
We found one, with someone here sitting
He told us : “Get away, this one’s mine!”
So we left him alone. “‘Ok, fine !”
As we were, quite bummed, now leaving,
“Won’t you argue? Won’t you barge?” he taunted
“No way man”, we told him. “Leprechaun,
we know best than trusting your sayings.”
***
Un matin nous cherchions champignons,
Nous ne trouvâmes, ce fut long, qu’un seul cèpe
Assis d’ssus, un ptit gars nous hélas :
“Barrez-vous, c’est le mien”. Bon, ok.
Alors qu’on s’appretait à partir
Le ptit gars nous cria de rev’nir
“Ben alors ? pas de cris ? Ni nego ?”
“Pas question, Leprechaun, pas idiots.”
After turning to the right before the chasm and following for a while the tunnel with the greenish moss on it, you enter a cave lighted by luminous fungus growing on the walls. Initially startled by your sudden arrival, a strange looking fellow wearing a hat in the shape of a giant mushroom. You talk with him for a while and he explain to you he lives here and made a living selling his production. Sadly, he don’t know about the amulet of Yendor nor the location of the entrance to the Gehemon as he rarely leave his cave and fears sunlight.
Before you take your leave, he offers to sell you some mushrooms. He have meal made from mushrooms, luminescent mushroom to light the way and even poisonous ones.
– If you buy a luminous mushroom for 10 gp, type “Light”
– If you buy a poisonous mushroom for 5 gp, type “Poison”
– If you buy a Mushroom Delicacy meal for 2 gp, type “Small Meal”
– If you buy a Mushroom Extravaganza meal for 20 gp, type “Big Meal”
– If you leave without buying anything, type “Leave”
– If you draw your sword and attack the poor fellow, type “Bully”
Let’s do this !
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