Astanael

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  • Elixir of dreamshaping

    Elixir of dreamshaping Good day, my most faithful customer! Regarding your special order, it took me a while, but I think I finally figured it out. Behold! The elixir of dreamshaping. With just a teaspoon of this potion, you’ll be able to give shape and substance to your wildest dreams. I strongly suggest to proceed…

  • Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Flying Spaghetti Monster Meat another Great New One! I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me (Afterwards is OK; just use protection). The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization. —  Suggestions 1:1 – The Loose canon of Pastafarianism *** Je suis le…

  • Last day of summer

    Last day of summer Enjoy ourselves while we can, It’s the last day of summer! Let’s dance during all night, ‘tis a festival we’ll remember! *** C’est le dernier jour de l’été Dansons donc tous jusqu’à demain Ce festival est le dernier Du moins jusqu’à l’été prochain Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur…

  • The Holing Tree

    The Holing Tree – Sir! Behold what you’ve tasked us to find: The Holing Tree! – Sigh… I said: HOLY tree, not HOLING. You morons! – Oh… Deeply sorry sir. Er… Can’t we use it anyway? We searched long and hard and it looks nice. – It will have to do. *** – Chef! Contemplez…

  • Danger Noodle

    Danger Noodle Danger Noodle is happy to see you They will try their best to please you And if you’re naugthy or misbehaving Beware of Danger Noodle’s biting! *** Difficile à traduire, ça… essayons tout de même : Nouille qui pique est heureuse de vous voir Nouille qui pique veux vous rendre heureux Mais si…

  • Bearer of the invisible light

    Bearer of the invisible light I’m holding the scepter, I’m spreading the light I see no wonder For now I’m blind. *** Je porte bien haut le sceptre Et répands partout la lumière Je n’en suis ni heureux ni fier Suis-je aveugle peut-être ? Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet A6

  • Found meeee !

    Found meeee ! Fouuuund meee… Now what? Tell me, human: NOW WHAT!? *** Tu m’as trouvééé… Et maintenant ? Dis-moi, humain : ET MAINTENANT QUOI !? Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet A6

  • Demon beater

    Demon beater Sloowly, slowly… Where are you big guy? I know you’re there… hiding… You don’t like the smoke, do you? This is a special incense I made just for you. Now come out and say hello to my witch-hunter friends. They’re waiiiting… Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook *** Là, là… Où te caches-tu ?…

  • The berserker choice

    The berserker choice Henbane or fly agaric ? *** Jusquiame noire ou Amanite tue-mouche ? Pencil doodle on A6 sketchbook / Porte-mine sur carnet A6 Source : https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/09/viking-berserkers-may-have-used-henbane-to-induce-trance-like-state/

  • Shard Flowers

    Shard Flowers When the succession war broke, Bredwin the Glassmaker had to move from the Plains of Conflant to the west coast. Displacing an entire glass-making workshop is quite the hassle, and he drop many items along the way, tools, shards of enchanted glass, arcane sand… With time, some of the magical shard of glass…